Kanda's Bedtime Story

[a1y_puff]

Because harmony283 told me that I HAVE to post this bit somewhere...I'm posting it here. Anyway this is an excerpt from one of our MANY RPs.



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"Once upon a time, there was a princess," he started, trying to remember the times Tiedoll fucking read him bedtime stories, and trying to remember what they were. He only remembered those stories were stupid. But anyway. "The princess was a fucking damsel-in-distress and stupid, so she got herself kidnapped by a dragon. Don't know what the stupid dragon wanted if it was only going to trap her in a tower. Why the fuck didn't it just eat her? Isn't that what dragons are supposed to do aside of breathe fire?" his frown deepened. "But anyway, one day there's a Prince out of goddamn nowhere coming to slay the dragon. He won the fight, without so much as a scratch--which is fucking unrealistic, if you asked me. Then he went into the castle, met the princess and they fell in love at first sight--which, again, I don't believe in--and then they live a fucking happy ever after. Yeah right."

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*cough* Yeah, Kanda FAILED so badly XD

Comments? :3

Comments

[classicgirl1325.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha I love it. So perfectly Kanda.

*sits down with popcorn and waits patiently for more stories from Kanda*

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

Ahaha thank you? XD Though I doubt Kanda would be willing to sit and tell another bedtime story xD;;;

[halfmoon-smile.livejournal.com]

Pffffttt~*hugs kanda*because kanda is fu*kin retard whom childhood was also fu*kin retard#dimugen

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

muhahahaha he's a DORK like that <3

[animegoil.livejournal.com]

Kanda should write a book:

Breaking down the myth: How it really SHOULD be

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

He'd totally break children's hearts. Especially the girls. Oh the girls who dream to be a princess XD;;

[harmony283.livejournal.com]

pfffffffff you did it................you DID IT >3

Gosh this story amuses me. Oh and did I mention I showed it to Sam and she couldn't stop laughing? XD *was amused*

I especially love the "Yeah right." at the end. Kanda such a pessimist~~

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

yes, I did it. I SO DID IT >D

Ehehe thanks~! I'm glad it amused you :'D

LoL, who could blame him for being a pessimist though xD;

[hakasha.livejournal.com]

kanda has such a distinct storytelling style, doesn't he? posivitively unique. XDDDDDD

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! He'll give a new color in the storytelling field 8D

[ryuujidiceboy.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, Kanda's an amazing storytellerXD. This was so funny and I couldn't stop giggling~.

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

Wahahah I wonder if he's proud of that XDDD

and yay, glad you enjoyed <3

[panda-pon.livejournal.com]

I SAW THIS, I SAW THIS. ON SKYPE. :DDD
-approves-

Oh Kanda...you need to tell stories more often. Preferably to small children. You'll scar them for life. ♥

Favorite part-->
"Don't know what the stupid dragon wanted if it was only going to trap her in a tower. Why the fuck didn't it just eat her? Isn't that what dragons are supposed to do aside of breathe fire?"

♥♥♥

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

WOOHOOO~ XDDD

Wahaha that is w=one reason why people shouldn't ask/tell him to tell stories. XD

And hee, that's my fave part too, actually. glad you like ♥♥♥

[aeon-0.livejournal.com]

ffffff
VERY ELOQUENT, KANDA, VERRRYYY ELOQUENT. His rendition of Sleeping Beauty beats the original ;D

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

Being eloquent is Kanda's forte =))
But haha I don't even know what fairytale he's telling. I somehow remembered Shrek when I wrote it xD *shot*

[aeon-0.livejournal.com]

Of course it is 8D;;; He should be a kindergarten teacher.And tell the kids: THIS IS HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED. *shot*

....T-there was a dragon in Shrek? |D

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

yeah and break the kids' dreams XDDD

Ah yeah, there was. I thnk. XDDD

[animegoil.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha, YESSSSSSSSSSSSs, go Kanda! Spit some reality back in their faces! Now, who is he telling this bedtime story to.... XD


You know, I seriously want to write a series of Kanda+Marie+Daisya ficlets about when they were little. I already have one that focuses on Kanda's lack of English and his pretty princess face ♥

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahaha~ spitting the hars reality into people's faces is kind of kanda's specialty, no? =)
And actually, since this is an excerpt from an RP I have going on with harmony283, Kanda is actually telling a bedtime story to Allen XD; basically something awful happened to Allen and Kanda was there so he's like, accompanying Allen until he gets better and then Allen just HAD to ask for a bedtime story XD And since Kanda's a bog softy inside, he couldn't refuse since Allen's kinda hurt pretty badly then XD

OOOOH WITH DADDY!TIEDOLL? WANT! God, I can so see Tiedoll spoiling' them and Kanda would be all D<
If you do write it, please tell me so I can read =D

[animegoil.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, and I bet Allen's like... ^_^;; Kanda, that's not... how they go... and then they get into an argument XD

I'LL LET YOU KNOW. If I ever do D: D: D: I has no life right now

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

Oh, actually yeah Allen said that but AFTER laughing so hard XD

Tell me about having no life. My "life" only revolves around home, office, busses and traffic jams. *headdesks*

[(Anonymous)]

PFFFFFF KANDA YOU FAIL =)) =)) But that's what makes you into you <3

WHICH ONE IS THIS??? =))

>>>"Don't know what the stupid dragon wanted if it was only going to trap her in a tower. Why the fuck didn't it just eat her? Isn't that what dragons are supposed to do aside of breathe fire?"
KANDA HONEY YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RATIONALIZED A FAIRY TALE, YOU DORK YOU <3

[dark-kana.livejournal.com]

OMGOsh!! :p
That is pretty hilarious! You mademe giggle.XD
Kanda, your adorkable. :D

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha Kanda is just THAT aDORKable =D

[nherizu.livejournal.com]

.... I don't know what to say--

--aside from Kanda has just made me wide awake. And I'm supposed to be falling asleep!! D:

*writes kanda under 'the worst bed-time story teller ever' along with J.K. Rowling.*

They both made me so damn wide awake with their stories after all =))

[a1y-puff.livejournal.com]

Therefore he FAILS. Epicly so =))
Kanda would shatter the children's innocent dreams about Princesses and happy-ever-afters XDDD

[king-autumn13.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahaha!!!! *dies laughing* wait i'm the immortal king... i can't die. *cough* anyway i find that so funny that i was crying and my stomach hurt so i cried some more and then that turned into an annoying cycle. then my cousin wondered what the heck i was doing and read it so now we're both incapacitated and well.... i think you get the point. thanks for posting!!