Kanda's Bedtime Story
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harmony283 told me that I HAVE to post this bit somewhere...I'm posting it here. Anyway this is an excerpt from one of our MANY RPs.
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"Once upon a time, there was a princess," he started, trying to remember the times Tiedoll fucking read him bedtime stories, and trying to remember what they were. He only remembered those stories were stupid. But anyway. "The princess was a fucking damsel-in-distress and stupid, so she got herself kidnapped by a dragon. Don't know what the stupid dragon wanted if it was only going to trap her in a tower. Why the fuck didn't it just eat her? Isn't that what dragons are supposed to do aside of breathe fire?" his frown deepened. "But anyway, one day there's a Prince out of goddamn nowhere coming to slay the dragon. He won the fight, without so much as a scratch--which is fucking unrealistic, if you asked me. Then he went into the castle, met the princess and they fell in love at first sight--which, again, I don't believe in--and then they live a fucking happy ever after. Yeah right."
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*cough* Yeah, Kanda FAILED so badly XD
Comments? :3
harmony283 told me that I HAVE to post this bit somewhere...I'm posting it here. Anyway this is an excerpt from one of our MANY RPs. ---
"Once upon a time, there was a princess," he started, trying to remember the times Tiedoll fucking read him bedtime stories, and trying to remember what they were. He only remembered those stories were stupid. But anyway. "The princess was a fucking damsel-in-distress and stupid, so she got herself kidnapped by a dragon. Don't know what the stupid dragon wanted if it was only going to trap her in a tower. Why the fuck didn't it just eat her? Isn't that what dragons are supposed to do aside of breathe fire?" his frown deepened. "But anyway, one day there's a Prince out of goddamn nowhere coming to slay the dragon. He won the fight, without so much as a scratch--which is fucking unrealistic, if you asked me. Then he went into the castle, met the princess and they fell in love at first sight--which, again, I don't believe in--and then they live a fucking happy ever after. Yeah right."
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*cough* Yeah, Kanda FAILED so badly XD
Comments? :3
