[DGM - Drabble] And Then It Goes BOOM
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a1y_puffTitle: And Then It Goes BOOM
Fandom: D. Gray-Man
Characters: Kanda, the Science Dept., Allen.
Genre: Crack?
Summary: see the title >.>;;
Word Count: 367
A/N: Ignore the title, pwease >.>;;
Random drabbles I made for a challenge in a forum because![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
finite_farfalla asked me to. Written in 15 minutes while my co-workers were all "Go hoooomeeee~ Let's go hooooomeeee~" so yeah, pardon the crappiness. I won't even crosspost this thing >.>;;;
enjoy anyway? :'D
He was not surprised. Certainly not, even if there was smoke rising in a supposedly indoor room.
Supposedly, because now there was a huge hole on the wall, and with the room being in the—what floor was this again? Third? Fourth?—those science dorks currently clinging to what was left of the wall should just be glad they didn't fall over and die.
From behind the smoke, surfacing from under the pile of what was formerly chaotically arranged reports that were no more than a mountain of junk now, a sheepish laughter was heard, and he could see those stupid glasses glinted, despite the owner was surrounded by smoke.
"Oh my~ I didn't think the effect would be that strong. My bad, my bad," said the Chinese scientist oblivious to the total and utter chaos he'd caused just because one goddamn potion fucking exploded.
"You didn't think at all you stupid idiot!" Kanda wondered why he had to submit his report now.
There was another coughing sound coming from his right, and he just knew it was the stupid white-haired midget. Walker had been his partner from the mission earlier, and he'd been right by his side when the explosion happened.
The smoke cleared up and Kanda could see the mop of dirty white hair as Walker raised his head and—
And he fucking laughed. At him. In his face.
"What the—"
"Your hair," the beansprout managed to gasp in between laughter, forefinger pointing at his general direction.
It was then that Kanda reached a hand up to take a few strands of his long, silky hair—which, he found to be no longer silky because—
"Oh my god, it's curly," an obnoxious voice exclaimed from somewhere behind him, and when Kanda turned his head, Johny Gill was already rolling on the floor, laughing.
He wasn't the only one. The other stupid scientists, with torn lab coats and messed up hair and foggy glasses were all laughing because his hair fucking turned curly due to whatever it was that had exploded and—oh fuck it.
'Science Department' my ass.
Kanda unsheathed Mugen and—he was so going to trash this place into Hell.
~NeverEnding~
....*ducks to avoid rotten vegetables*
Fandom: D. Gray-Man
Characters: Kanda, the Science Dept., Allen.
Genre: Crack?
Summary: see the title >.>;;
Word Count: 367
A/N: Ignore the title, pwease >.>;;
Random drabbles I made for a challenge in a forum because
finite_farfalla asked me to. Written in 15 minutes while my co-workers were all "Go hoooomeeee~ Let's go hooooomeeee~" so yeah, pardon the crappiness. I won't even crosspost this thing >.>;;; enjoy anyway? :'D
He was not surprised. Certainly not, even if there was smoke rising in a supposedly indoor room.
Supposedly, because now there was a huge hole on the wall, and with the room being in the—what floor was this again? Third? Fourth?—those science dorks currently clinging to what was left of the wall should just be glad they didn't fall over and die.
From behind the smoke, surfacing from under the pile of what was formerly chaotically arranged reports that were no more than a mountain of junk now, a sheepish laughter was heard, and he could see those stupid glasses glinted, despite the owner was surrounded by smoke.
"Oh my~ I didn't think the effect would be that strong. My bad, my bad," said the Chinese scientist oblivious to the total and utter chaos he'd caused just because one goddamn potion fucking exploded.
"You didn't think at all you stupid idiot!" Kanda wondered why he had to submit his report now.
There was another coughing sound coming from his right, and he just knew it was the stupid white-haired midget. Walker had been his partner from the mission earlier, and he'd been right by his side when the explosion happened.
The smoke cleared up and Kanda could see the mop of dirty white hair as Walker raised his head and—
And he fucking laughed. At him. In his face.
"What the—"
"Your hair," the beansprout managed to gasp in between laughter, forefinger pointing at his general direction.
It was then that Kanda reached a hand up to take a few strands of his long, silky hair—which, he found to be no longer silky because—
"Oh my god, it's curly," an obnoxious voice exclaimed from somewhere behind him, and when Kanda turned his head, Johny Gill was already rolling on the floor, laughing.
He wasn't the only one. The other stupid scientists, with torn lab coats and messed up hair and foggy glasses were all laughing because his hair fucking turned curly due to whatever it was that had exploded and—oh fuck it.
'Science Department' my ass.
Kanda unsheathed Mugen and—he was so going to trash this place into Hell.
....*ducks to avoid rotten vegetables*
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Date: 2011-03-08 02:52 pm (UTC)"Oh my god, it's curly," pfff this remins me of that doujin I think I gave you a while ago? (or I gave it to someone) it's just a gag-halloween doujin where Allen and Lavi turn Kanda's hair curly xD AND HE'S A VAMPIRE WITH CURLY HAIR *shot*
but this was so amusing <3
//hurries off to class
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Date: 2011-03-08 03:13 pm (UTC)and lol yeah I remember taht doujin. But I suppose, here, Kanda's "curls" aren't as beautifu as the oens he had in taht doujin XDDD
<3
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Date: 2011-03-08 03:03 pm (UTC)Andand, Bakanda with curly hair beats bald Bakanda. xD
I can so imagine Komurin in this. Kanda swings his Mugen; Komui plays deity; Komui calls forth his Komurin; Allen trips on a random contraption that worsen the chaos; Lenalee saves the day in the end.
Um.
Yeah.
xD
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Date: 2011-03-08 03:07 pm (UTC)Aaanyway! You should totally write that "what happens after..." scenario 8D
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Date: 2011-03-08 11:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-13 04:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-09 01:23 am (UTC)i glomp you and i don't take no for this marvelous drabble, ROFL.
Agree with Farfalla up there, curly hair is more suitable (for mocking kanda purposes rather than bald XD). Even it wasn't beautiful curly, perhaps it was sexy messy curly? *kabur dr mugen*
simple, refreshing, bouncy yet land precisely on every its spot<--so much absurdness , what have happened before the curly, am not interested, LOL#bricked
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Date: 2011-03-13 04:30 am (UTC)Aww thank you for your sweet comment <3 It's not absurd--the DRABBLE is absurd XD
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Date: 2011-03-09 07:33 am (UTC)Kanda with curly hair. *snickers*
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Date: 2011-03-13 04:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-09 08:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-13 04:31 am (UTC)Thaks for your comment =)