Meet the Master - OMAKE
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hakasha is awesome, as always and thus, she kinda wrote an omake-of-sort for my latest drabble Meet the Master. Please note that this is hakasha's doing alone so yeah, blame her XDDD
This is Allen's failed attempt at explaining to Kanda about the "bases".
Allen: Well, Kanda, the thing is, I mean, er, you see... when two people are, um, intimate... or trying to be at least, it certainly isn't for the lack of trying...
Kanda: The fuck are you on about?
Allen: Shut up, jerk, I'm trying to explain. Ah, well, when two people are intimate, they... *coughs* You know how they might start off doing fairly... fairly... "light" stuff?
Kanda: *frowns, then scowls* "Stuff", moyashi? Light? The fu-
Allen: It's Allen. *looks frustrated* You know, like kissing. And holding hands. And I don't know, innocent things like that.
Kanda: *little frown now* Innocent...?
Allen: Yes, well. That's first base to some people. And then when things get-
Kanda: The hell you talking about? First you're talking about kissing and now you're on about the bases again?
Allen: *tries not to choke Kanda just out of frustration* The kisses ARE the bases, Kanda!
Kanda: WHAT?
Allen: Well, only just the first one, really.
Kanda: Why the fuck are you calling that "bases" an-!
Allen: It's a metaphor, you arse!
Kanda: It's a shit ass excuse for a metaphor then!
Allen: GAAAAAAH.
Lavi: *dies laughing wherever he's hiding to eavesdrop*
hakasha is awesome, as always and thus, she kinda wrote an omake-of-sort for my latest drabble Meet the Master. Please note that this is hakasha's doing alone so yeah, blame her XDDDThis is Allen's failed attempt at explaining to Kanda about the "bases".
Allen: Well, Kanda, the thing is, I mean, er, you see... when two people are, um, intimate... or trying to be at least, it certainly isn't for the lack of trying...
Kanda: The fuck are you on about?
Allen: Shut up, jerk, I'm trying to explain. Ah, well, when two people are intimate, they... *coughs* You know how they might start off doing fairly... fairly... "light" stuff?
Kanda: *frowns, then scowls* "Stuff", moyashi? Light? The fu-
Allen: It's Allen. *looks frustrated* You know, like kissing. And holding hands. And I don't know, innocent things like that.
Kanda: *little frown now* Innocent...?
Allen: Yes, well. That's first base to some people. And then when things get-
Kanda: The hell you talking about? First you're talking about kissing and now you're on about the bases again?
Allen: *tries not to choke Kanda just out of frustration* The kisses ARE the bases, Kanda!
Kanda: WHAT?
Allen: Well, only just the first one, really.
Kanda: Why the fuck are you calling that "bases" an-!
Allen: It's a metaphor, you arse!
Kanda: It's a shit ass excuse for a metaphor then!
Allen: GAAAAAAH.
Lavi: *dies laughing wherever he's hiding to eavesdrop*
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Date: 2010-10-30 04:05 pm (UTC)But I personally fave the last time *wiggles eyebrows at Lavi* LOOOOL. Nice omake, make more!! xDDD
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Date: 2010-10-30 04:32 pm (UTC)anyway glad you enjoyed it? :D
Allen must be really frustated XD
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Date: 2010-10-30 09:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-30 10:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-01 09:44 am (UTC)lol yeah he'd have a HARD time XD
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Date: 2010-11-01 09:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-03 03:50 pm (UTC)at this point I was already under the table, dying from laughter XDDDDDDDD
I never expected Kanda to understand just ANYTHING as abstract XDDD
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Date: 2010-11-06 01:51 pm (UTC)