[Drabble - DGM] Meet the Master
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a1y_puffTitle: Meet the Master
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Fandom: D.Gray-Man
Characters: Allen, Cross, Kanda, Kanda/Allen-ish
Genre: failed attempt at humor? let's just say general/romance-but-not-really? >.>;;;
Summary: Allen had to bring Kanda to meet Cross. And really? He didn't actually fancy the idea, but.
Rating: PG
Warning: AU, unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: Hoshino owns them all. Rawr.
A/N: in an attempt to revive my writing muse, Mandy (harmony283 ) gave me a prompt: Allen - beer can and it somehow resulted in this..stupid drabble. >___>;;
Seriously, my writing skill!! Where art thou?! DDD:
Allen could hear the clock ticking quite loudly in his ears, and he fidgeted again in his seat. Seriously, the silence was a little unnerving. What was up with that anyway? He glanced aside to his right and found Kanda putting on his usual annoyed-bored expression on his face, but—Allen knew better now. He caught that slight twitch of Kanda’s fingers and—
Allen jolted when a can of beer was slammed down on the table in front of them. He raised his eyes up to meet the piercing eyes of his guardian, before said guardian took a new can of beer from the coffee table, opened it and started sipping again, leaning back against the couch.
Really, Allen was sure Cross was doing it on purpose—dragging the silence on and on and on and—
“Mast—”
“So,” Cross began, aiming his piercing gaze to Kanda now, “You’re sure you don’t just—want to get into this idiot’s pants?”
“What the f—”
“Master, come on! We haven’t even passed third base yet We even barely make it to second base !”
“What base?”
Cross raised an eyebrow, and Allen turned to Kanda with a look.
“And you’ve been together for—how long?”
“Three months but—”
“And you're barely on second base?”
“Well, it’s—”
“What base? What the fuck are you talking about?” Kanda cut them off impatiently, looking confusedly annoyed.
And Cross burst out laughing.
Allen palmed his face and mumbled, "That is one of the reasons—"
"Moyashi," Kanda growled menacingly into his face, "What."
Just then, Cross leaned forward and pointed his finger towards Kanda's nose, the abrupt motion making the beer Cross was still holding slosh out of the can a little and Kanda. Did not. Like. That.
"You," Cross said with a smirk, not removing his finger despite Kanda growling at him, "are interesting," Cross added, before turning to Allen and said, "You're sure he'd be able to top you?"
"Isn't he?" Allen grinned, carefully maneuvering Cross' hand and the can of beer away before Kanda snapped, because Kanda always hated alcohols. "So he passed?"
Cross leaned back against the backrest of the couch, giving the both of them (Kanda especially) a long, assessing look, swishing the can of beer in his right hand, and letting the sloshing sound of the liquid filling the silence. Allen fidgeted yet again, unconsciously wringing his hands, because—well. This time, what he wanted Cross to approve was... serious. and he just—
Suddenly, there was a hand covering his, willing him to calm the hell down, and it made Allen look up to his right side and find Kanda looking defiantly back at Cross, except that there was just something in those deep cobalt eyes that was just...
"No funny business," Cross suddenly said, and Allen could hear the underlying threat in his deep baritone voice. "No fourth base until he's seventeen. Understood?"
"Wh—"
"Yes!" Allen hurriedly replied, heartily so. "No fourth base. Yes, we get it."
His seventeenth birthday was like, in less than two months from now anyway, so what did it matter?
"I didn't ask you, brat." Cross turned to Kanda and, "Well?"
"What are you—" but then there was a pinch on his waist and Kanda jolted, and Allen gave him the look, telling the older teen to just go with it and—"Fuck. Yeah, okay, what-fucking-ever."
"There," Allen smiled sweetly, a little too brightly at Cross, and finally, Cross slammed his now-empty beer can down the table once again, before standing up.
"I'm leaving. Clean up the mess."
And then he was gone. Just like that.
Allen sighed in relief.
"Oi," Kanda called, "What the fuck was that?"
"Cross," the British boy replied tiredly, before grinning up at Kanda with an entirely different level of brightness, and then he just—leaned up and kissed the older teen square on his lips.
He was more than pleased when Kanda kissed back.
"Well," he broke away after a moment, "Let's clean this mess~"
With that, he started picking up the beer cans strewn all over his living room, but he instead of grumbling like he usually would, Allen was humming.
"Oi."
"Yes?"
"What bases were you talking about earlier?"
Allen's hand halted midway of picking a beer can under the table, and—well.
"Umm."
~NeverEnding~
Author:
a1y_puff Fandom: D.Gray-Man
Characters: Allen, Cross, Kanda, Kanda/Allen-ish
Genre: failed attempt at humor? let's just say general/romance-but-not-really? >.>;;;
Summary: Allen had to bring Kanda to meet Cross. And really? He didn't actually fancy the idea, but.
Rating: PG
Warning: AU, unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: Hoshino owns them all. Rawr.
A/N: in an attempt to revive my writing muse, Mandy (
harmony283 ) gave me a prompt: Allen - beer can and it somehow resulted in this..stupid drabble. >___>;;Seriously, my writing skill!! Where art thou?! DDD:
Meet the Master
Allen could hear the clock ticking quite loudly in his ears, and he fidgeted again in his seat. Seriously, the silence was a little unnerving. What was up with that anyway? He glanced aside to his right and found Kanda putting on his usual annoyed-bored expression on his face, but—Allen knew better now. He caught that slight twitch of Kanda’s fingers and—
Allen jolted when a can of beer was slammed down on the table in front of them. He raised his eyes up to meet the piercing eyes of his guardian, before said guardian took a new can of beer from the coffee table, opened it and started sipping again, leaning back against the couch.
Really, Allen was sure Cross was doing it on purpose—dragging the silence on and on and on and—
“Mast—”
“So,” Cross began, aiming his piercing gaze to Kanda now, “You’re sure you don’t just—want to get into this idiot’s pants?”
“What the f—”
“Master, come on! We haven’t even passed third base yet We even barely make it to second base !”
“What base?”
Cross raised an eyebrow, and Allen turned to Kanda with a look.
“And you’ve been together for—how long?”
“Three months but—”
“And you're barely on second base?”
“Well, it’s—”
“What base? What the fuck are you talking about?” Kanda cut them off impatiently, looking confusedly annoyed.
And Cross burst out laughing.
Allen palmed his face and mumbled, "That is one of the reasons—"
"Moyashi," Kanda growled menacingly into his face, "What."
Just then, Cross leaned forward and pointed his finger towards Kanda's nose, the abrupt motion making the beer Cross was still holding slosh out of the can a little and Kanda. Did not. Like. That.
"You," Cross said with a smirk, not removing his finger despite Kanda growling at him, "are interesting," Cross added, before turning to Allen and said, "You're sure he'd be able to top you?"
"Isn't he?" Allen grinned, carefully maneuvering Cross' hand and the can of beer away before Kanda snapped, because Kanda always hated alcohols. "So he passed?"
Cross leaned back against the backrest of the couch, giving the both of them (Kanda especially) a long, assessing look, swishing the can of beer in his right hand, and letting the sloshing sound of the liquid filling the silence. Allen fidgeted yet again, unconsciously wringing his hands, because—well. This time, what he wanted Cross to approve was... serious. and he just—
Suddenly, there was a hand covering his, willing him to calm the hell down, and it made Allen look up to his right side and find Kanda looking defiantly back at Cross, except that there was just something in those deep cobalt eyes that was just...
"No funny business," Cross suddenly said, and Allen could hear the underlying threat in his deep baritone voice. "No fourth base until he's seventeen. Understood?"
"Wh—"
"Yes!" Allen hurriedly replied, heartily so. "No fourth base. Yes, we get it."
His seventeenth birthday was like, in less than two months from now anyway, so what did it matter?
"I didn't ask you, brat." Cross turned to Kanda and, "Well?"
"What are you—" but then there was a pinch on his waist and Kanda jolted, and Allen gave him the look, telling the older teen to just go with it and—"Fuck. Yeah, okay, what-fucking-ever."
"There," Allen smiled sweetly, a little too brightly at Cross, and finally, Cross slammed his now-empty beer can down the table once again, before standing up.
"I'm leaving. Clean up the mess."
And then he was gone. Just like that.
Allen sighed in relief.
"Oi," Kanda called, "What the fuck was that?"
"Cross," the British boy replied tiredly, before grinning up at Kanda with an entirely different level of brightness, and then he just—leaned up and kissed the older teen square on his lips.
He was more than pleased when Kanda kissed back.
"Well," he broke away after a moment, "Let's clean this mess~"
With that, he started picking up the beer cans strewn all over his living room, but he instead of grumbling like he usually would, Allen was humming.
"Oi."
"Yes?"
"What bases were you talking about earlier?"
Allen's hand halted midway of picking a beer can under the table, and—well.
"Umm."
~NeverEnding~
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Date: 2010-10-28 09:52 am (UTC)-stops laughing so she can breathe-
I'm--not sure if Mandy's told you, or whatnot, but...I'm really not a Yullen fan. Like, at all. But this---this was so epic beyond words, I don't even--
-takes deep breaths-
I loved this, seriously. You have no idea. I'm surprised by how much I love this, but...again. So epic. They're whole interaction here was so believable, and... Poor Kanda. That was all just--too perfect, and of course Kanda wouldn't know what the bases were, and Cross asking--and Allen just has him whipped. Guh.
I love you right now. xD
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Date: 2010-10-28 10:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-10-28 11:51 am (UTC)I love every single second that passed when I read this. Seriously. And therefore I'll start with a criticism. *is bricked* Alright, it's not your best--the usual impact that's always in your fic is barely there, I dunno, but it... feels strangely empty. I think that's the writer's block playing on you, though. Your word choices in this one isn't elaborate, though it doesn't really interfere with the humor and the overall tone of the drabble.
That aside. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THE MERE IDEA OF KANDA HAVING A 'MEET-THE-PARENTS' WITH CROS IS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OH OH MY GOD *rofl* Seriously. I love this for that, and for your perfect Cross. I seriously loved how he managed to keep being--uhh, being Cross?--but at the same time it's apparent that he's looking after Allen's well-being. Even when he just left the room and told Allen to clean up, oh my. *grins* AND CLUELESS!KANDA WINS MY HEART. I dunno, but it just seems so logical to me that Allen would know way more stuff about A/B/C stuff that Kanda would. So yeah, IC-ness is always loved. <3333333333
>>>"You're sure he'd be able to top you?"
asjdgajsdgawuydgasj OHMYGOD THIS THIS THIS *rofl-ing so hard* Even though your description in this drabble is a bit off compared to the usual, but the dialogues are made of WIN. Honest. I'm very nearly swearing in laughter right now--which I can't do since mOm's behind me. Ahahahaha SHHHHHHHH----- seriously~~~!!!
And the bits where Kanda just kind of put his hand on Allen's to calm him? Total love.
I actually like that part better than the part when they kissed, but it's Yullen so everything's all well~~~!!!!xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNgggg~~ sorry if my criticism gets you mad--I really enjoyed this, though, seriously. *grins*
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Date: 2010-10-28 03:17 pm (UTC)this is--
WAHAHAHAAH *cough* Um no seriously, Sam was still up when I woke up (again) and she told me you stayed late at the office just so you could finish this--and, well.
Let's just say no you DO NOT fail at humor (typo: human)! This is really, effing hilarious I can't stop laughing XD;;
ignorant!Kanda and Informed!Allen are always the best >D
Just...poor Allen. I'm starting to wonder how he'd explain what the bases are to Kanda XD;;
*huuuuuugs* butbut yes this was epic and I'm glad I read it before going to class! did it help your muse any?
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Date: 2010-10-28 05:28 pm (UTC)God, poor Kanda. Being in a room with Cross and Allen while they discuss your love life...that might be a little like hell. He's lucky they didn't decide to go into technical details or, worse, comparisons. XD
YAY, happy fic is happy!
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Date: 2010-10-28 07:00 pm (UTC)Gosh, this was priceless. Really, you have me giggling and laughing like mad over here and ... XD XD XD
Cross' comment about Kanda topping Allen. WIN!! ♥
And Kanda placing his hand on Allen's to reassure him. WIN!! ♥
And gosh, I can keep on saying stuff I loved and that made me laugh. ^^
Just going to tell you : I love it!!!!!! XD
*reads it again*
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Date: 2010-10-28 08:43 pm (UTC)Kanda is soooo Kanda XDDD
And I just realised how much I miss Cross T___T he and Allen got on so well (not really, but mmm you know XDD) that it's easy to imagine the scene you described :D
write more! :DD
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Date: 2010-10-29 09:31 pm (UTC)This was so amusing, I loved it~. Also, you reminded on just how much I miss Cross;_;. Someone that awesome cannot be dead!
Wonderful job yet again~!
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Date: 2010-10-30 01:20 am (UTC)Kanda meeting the "parent". XD Oh dear. Allen really has quite the "extreme" parental figure, poor Kanda. Poor confused Kanda, who doesn't have a clue what half the conversation was about! XDDDD
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