Allen: Well, Kanda, the thing is, I mean, er, you see... when two people are, um, intimate... or trying to be at least, it certainly isn't for the lack of trying... Kanda: The fuck are you on about? Allen: Shut up, jerk, I'm trying to explain. Ah, well, when two people are intimate, they... *coughs* You know how they might start off doing fairly... fairly... "light" stuff? Kanda: *frowns, then scowls* "Stuff", moyashi? Light? The fu- Allen: It's Allen. *looks frustrated* You know, like kissing. And holding hands. And I don't know, innocent things like that. Kanda: *little frown now* Innocent...? Allen: Yes, well. That's first base to some people. And then when things get- Kanda: The hell you talking about? First you're talking about kissing and now you're on about the bases again? Allen: *tries not to choke Kanda just out of frustration* The kisses ARE the bases, Kanda! Kanda: WHAT? Allen: Well, only just the first one, really. Kanda: Why the fuck are you calling that "bases" an-! Allen: It's a metaphor, you arse! Kanda: It's a shit ass excuse for a metaphor then! Allen: GAAAAAAH.
Lavi: *dies laughing wherever he's hiding to eavesdrop*
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Date: 2010-10-30 11:41 am (UTC)Kanda: The fuck are you on about?
Allen: Shut up, jerk, I'm trying to explain. Ah, well, when two people are intimate, they... *coughs* You know how they might start off doing fairly... fairly... "light" stuff?
Kanda: *frowns, then scowls* "Stuff", moyashi? Light? The fu-
Allen: It's Allen. *looks frustrated* You know, like kissing. And holding hands. And I don't know, innocent things like that.
Kanda: *little frown now* Innocent...?
Allen: Yes, well. That's first base to some people. And then when things get-
Kanda: The hell you talking about? First you're talking about kissing and now you're on about the bases again?
Allen: *tries not to choke Kanda just out of frustration* The kisses ARE the bases, Kanda!
Kanda: WHAT?
Allen: Well, only just the first one, really.
Kanda: Why the fuck are you calling that "bases" an-!
Allen: It's a metaphor, you arse!
Kanda: It's a shit ass excuse for a metaphor then!
Allen: GAAAAAAH.
Lavi: *dies laughing wherever he's hiding to eavesdrop*